Berlusconi: I'm Not Finished Yet!!!

by Our correspondent at the EU champagne bar.

The well-known non-British Italian, from a foreign country south of Britain, has decided to continue his threat to continue doing his best for his country, his
people and himself.

After having narrowly lost an election for something, which he claims he narrowly won, he watched as none of his power drained away. In the background, during his election night grandstand bravura performance as a poor loser, the active British watcher could clearly see Mrs Mills on the piano with her husband, Mr Mills, beside her, and himself, busily dividing stacks of paper money into envelope sized piles.


In the gathering gloom, Berlusconi grabbed a microphone and made the best
speech of his political career.

"I have nothing to say!!", he said.