The day we nearly died
From our correspondent at The Priory.
Well today marks the anniversary of what can only be described as "Our Hiroshima".
The explosion at Chernobyl nuclear power plant clearly showed why those pesky communists simply can't be trusted.
This would not have happened had people been getting rich off of the power plant or it was a PFI contract... no no no.
In fact it was a KGB conspiracy and the nuclear fallout mainly landed on Britain, that is a scientific fact. Luckily, most of it fell on sheep in the North but more than you can see, or imagine, fell on the wonders that are the home counties; the landscape of England was changed forever.
Just look at Jeffrey, a well to do person, did no harm to no one...
After 20 years dealing with the wounds of toxic fall out, Jeffrey pictured here with his wife Elspeth, is still coming to terms with his mutation.
Jeffrey says "gru grh gee gurm", which means "blummin eck, me balls are massive", which is only a sign of his mental anguish.
When, when I say, will the poor mutated public school folk be compensated? Scientists argue that it is the first thing to shake up the gene pool in the upper classes in over 500 years but is that really the answer?
by
Monty Norbot
Well today marks the anniversary of what can only be described as "Our Hiroshima".
The explosion at Chernobyl nuclear power plant clearly showed why those pesky communists simply can't be trusted.
This would not have happened had people been getting rich off of the power plant or it was a PFI contract... no no no.
In fact it was a KGB conspiracy and the nuclear fallout mainly landed on Britain, that is a scientific fact. Luckily, most of it fell on sheep in the North but more than you can see, or imagine, fell on the wonders that are the home counties; the landscape of England was changed forever.
Just look at Jeffrey, a well to do person, did no harm to no one...
After 20 years dealing with the wounds of toxic fall out, Jeffrey pictured here with his wife Elspeth, is still coming to terms with his mutation.
Jeffrey says "gru grh gee gurm", which means "blummin eck, me balls are massive", which is only a sign of his mental anguish.
When, when I say, will the poor mutated public school folk be compensated? Scientists argue that it is the first thing to shake up the gene pool in the upper classes in over 500 years but is that really the answer?
by
Monty Norbot
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