Nothing Wrong With Kit!!
by Our correspondent at the EU champagne bar.
A Senior British Army Officer last night totally rejected any claims that our soldiers, the cream of this dear island, had been sent off to fight Johnny Foreigner with limited or useless equipment.
An official secret photograph of one of our men, good men, on duty has been officially de-classified, by an official, which shows one of our boys, our healthy lads, on Guard duty outside the official residence of the official who de-classified the official photograph that had been an official secret before being officially de-classified.
It is obvious that his equipment, splendidly shiny British equipment, is up to any job that we might expect our youth, fine upstanding young men, to undertake. Never let it be said that the stout of heart, well proportioned fruit of British loins could be let down by the British Army in its finest hour this year.
By
Alice Dare
A Senior British Army Officer last night totally rejected any claims that our soldiers, the cream of this dear island, had been sent off to fight Johnny Foreigner with limited or useless equipment.
An official secret photograph of one of our men, good men, on duty has been officially de-classified, by an official, which shows one of our boys, our healthy lads, on Guard duty outside the official residence of the official who de-classified the official photograph that had been an official secret before being officially de-classified.
It is obvious that his equipment, splendidly shiny British equipment, is up to any job that we might expect our youth, fine upstanding young men, to undertake. Never let it be said that the stout of heart, well proportioned fruit of British loins could be let down by the British Army in its finest hour this year.
By
Alice Dare
posted by Alice Dare at 1:19 PM
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